I want to believe it’s all the same guy
Florida Man’s cousin?
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”
"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"
My favorite part of this is imagining the guy who lives there isn’t allowed to sit with his sweatshirts.
My favorite part is that they’re drinking laundry detergent.
JENSEN’S FACE THO
THAT IS THE BEST FACE I HAVE SEEN IN FOREVER ON SO MANY LEVELS HOLY CRAP
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You guys. There was this song and I know it existed but Google has absolutely NO idea what I am talking about. I enter the lyrics and literally the only thing that comes up is ONE mention on some conspiracy theorists message board from 2010.
There’s a hole in the ozone
Get me to the red phone
This is an emergency!
Dial nine-one-one I’ve got to tell someone
These ultra-violet rays
Are burning me
Call the firemen, the President
The Army, Navy, Airforce and Marines
‘Cause there’s a hole in the ozone
Get me to the red phone
This is an emergency!
WHAT IS THIS SONG?
Obit of the Day: The Creator of Slush Puppie
Over a six-pack of beer Will Radcliff, his sister Phyllis, and their mother Thelma, tried to come up with a name for a new frozen drink that Mr. Radcliff wanted to sell. Sitting on the front porch of their Cincinnati home, the Radcliffs wrote down names on a brown paper bag. When they finished, “Slush Puppie” was the consensus choice - and for millions of children history was made.
Mr. Radcliff had discovered a company that manufactured “slush” drinks, which was nothing more than a drinkable snow cone. Although the beverages had a history dating back to the 1950s, no one had successfully marketed them. (ICEE and Slurpee were invented in the 1950s and 1960s, respectively, but were made with carbonation so they are slighlty different.)
Happening upon a Wisconsin-based manufacturer of the slush machines, Mr Radcliff decided to re-brand the drinks and distribute them nationwide. With $970, “[b]ecause that’s all I had,” Mr. Radcliff began creating a network of Slush Puppie distributors across the United States.
Originally available only in cherry, grape, orange, and lemon-lime, as of 2014 Slush Puppies are available in 41 flavors including cotton candy, mango, and kiwi-strawberry.
Slush Puppie was a hit and sales doubled every year after the product was introduced to the public in 1971. By the late 1990s, Mr. Radcliff oversaw a Slush Puppie empire that had 160 U.S. distributors as well as 65 others in countries such as Greece and Saudi Arabia. The company was purchased from Mr. Radcliff in 2000 by Cadbury/Schwepps for $16.6 million, and later purchased by ICEE Co.
Will Radcliff, who drove around in a car with the license plate “I SLUSH,” died on September 18, 2014 at the age of 74.
(Slush Puppie logo, circa 1980s, courtesy of onceuponageek.com)
Despite not having a sweet tooth, I freaking *love* a cherry Slush Puppie.
i will never entirely be over those silver go-go boots not fitting (even when i went up a size) because my calves were too muscular.
(found the box i’ve been sullenly holding on to for the past five years because of this. am finally going to let myself give them away to goodwill, brand-new and never-worn, because also fuck buying anything taller than ankle-height online, apparently.)
I am still super upset about the $200 steampunk boots Gloria bought me for my birthday. They are so beautiful I held on to them for like two years even though they never fit my calves properly and were too big in the feet.
I ended up giving them to BiL for Christmas one year and he wears them to cons and then blames me for his blisters.
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Bo Burnham should always make music videos, for everything.
We’ve known each other for almost two years now. And yeah, in that time I’ve given a lot of speeches, but they all have one thing in common: they’re all different.
there’s a permanent scab over my heart and it’s called Community
Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.
I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY
Or you could just download OpenOffice which does literally all the same things and has always been free.
He IS the walrus, after all. (And you’re welcome for that earworm.)
Actually, physics tells me that 90% of that ice is underwater (adding super strong leverage and balance) and that the bottom of the flat part was formed when the water level was higher (or more likely when more of it was ice) and a good deal of melting and refreezing has taken place to strengthen it.
Physics is telling me that thing is hella strong.
But yeah, the walrus is probably a magician, goo goo g’joob.
Happy S.H.I.E.L.D. day.
sorry this is so belaboured, but i wanted to make this guy admit he was worried about getting thrown in jail after having sex with me
men who eagerly wait for young girls to turn 18 so they can legally have sex with them are in the running for creepiest people on the planet
GET. IT. GIRL.
I love seeing young girls standing up for themselves in ways I never knew I could until I was almost THIRTY.
I seirously just…wow. I’m in awe of young women today.
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.
the duck just
takes a shit
before waddling its ass next to the cat again
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Wednesday night - Don’t have to be awake until 2:00pm the next day, can’t keep myself awake past 8pm.
Thursday night - Don’t have to be up until 1:00pm the next day, asleep by 9pm
Friday night - Can’t keep eyes open longer than 9:30pm
Saturday night - Sound asleep by 11pm for a 2pm start day
Sunday night before a 6am wake up time…. WIRED AFTER 2:00AM
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